Matt: "I'm fine; I just need something in me."
Matt: "Baring in mind earlier I was probing."
Matt: "I get f**ked easily."
Matt: "My groin is bruised."
Matt: "I've wrestled Simon in his bed."
Matt: "I wouldn't shag Alan, but I can go for days and days."
Matt: "You know when you know they're pregnant."
Matt: "Can I drink Liz?"
Matt: "I've just given Sarah one back."
Matt: "I've just filled my car up with petrol; but it's a diesel."
Matt: "I would pull Sooty."
Matt: (to Sarah) "Eat my cheese."
Matt: (to Sarah) "Every 5 seconds you would be in a new position."
Dan: "Do you want this?"
Dan: "Pull the flaps down, kneel on them, and then just shove it in."
Dan: "The secret to packing is to keep it tight and controlled." Mark: "Is that how you make love Dan?"
Pompey Paul: "Wonky bollocks are great."
Pompey Paul: "I've just put my hand in something soft and squishy. And it wasn't Hannah's tits!"
Sarah: "I'm not sucking anything else."
Sarah: "I'm not used to sleeping on my own."
Sarah: "I don't want oven gloves in my propeller."
Sarah: "Simon, take your shorts off."
Sarah: "I've got to get my skirt out of James' car."
Sarah: "Ian, do you waddle home like Charlotte?" Ian: "No!"
Sarah: (to Rick) "Go down again."
Sarah: (to Simon) "If you didnt open your legs I wouldn't fall through."
Sarah: (to Rick) "Do I have to wear anything?"
Sev: "I'm getting bruised from banging everywhere."
Simon: "I pulled a mate at new years. I was stupidly drunk and sick so he laughed at me. So then I abused him in the morning by putting a chocolate finger up his nose."
Simon: "Can you stop sucking that please."
Simon: "Are you picking on my boyfriend?"
Chris: "I live with a gay guy; I get it all the time."
Chris: "I paid, I came."
Giselle: "I want to sleep with lots of people because I want to be warm."
Ian: "Mike was squirting Smurf."
Ian: "I wouldn't mind being up there on a 97; I mean you need a bit of penetration."
Ian: (to Matt) "Have you ever had Sev in your bed?"
Ian: (to Matt) "Have you discovered condoms yet?"
Ian: (to Sophie) "You were thirsty so you used a urinal?"
John K: "Thats tender."
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